1. Place submersible pump at
the bottom of a large trash can.
2. Hook modified garden hose
from pump to sprinkler.
3. Fill trash can with water
and scented soap.
4. Adjust timer so that pump
turns on for a short burst and off for maybe an hour.
The goal is to spook the offending deer with a fresh, unnatural scent.
5) Stay out of reach
or:
5) Take a automatic shower
(take your pick)
And
6) Eat very clean vegetables
I think Mark neglected to mention:
I tend to agree with you --- in the past, I've had no luck using artificial scents (or human pee) to keep deer at bay. On the other hand, the biggest failing of scents is that they get old, which is why Mark thought the stinkmaster might be more effective.
The deer got in again last night, but they didn't go past the Stinkmaster. So, I have to say the results are inconclusive.
Is there an (artificial) scent of a predator you could use? I remember reading about people using wolf urine and faeces to deter herbivores.
Of course it could very well be that humans are the top predator in your neck of the woods! So maybe hanging out used clothes for a day or so could help?