Last night's unprovoked attack on our innocent garden greens will
directly affect the amount of venison that goes into the freezer this year.
This is not a threat, but a statement of my increased motivation.
I realize that our succulent plants must make a tasty treat when you
and your buddies have eaten most of the good stuff out of the forest,
but enough is enough.
I am prepared to stop at just one dead deer this year if you can agree
as a herd to cease all future hostilities. If we notice any more
nibbles past this day then all I can say is "I warned you".
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the garden problem, and the solution was so elegant we gave it a new
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