Human
names elude me. Without really trying, I can rattle off the
scientific names of hundreds of plants, tell you their lineage, their
uses, where they like to grow. But present me with a few people,
and they blur together into a sea of faces.
I can just hear what you
want to say --- "I have a hard time with names too." Let me
clarify with a short story. When I was a freshman in college, a
girl sat at my table every day, but for weeks (months? maybe even the
whole first semester?) I didn't know who she was and I mostly ignored
her. Then, one
day, she brought a potted heather plant to lunch with her. "Nice
plant," I said. "Yes, it's a heather, just like my name," she
replied. A light went off in my head --- this girl's name was
Heather, which was a plant, so I could remember her! Now, to use
modern parlance, we are BFFs.
I've been thoroughly
enjoying everyone's insightful comments, especially over the last few
weeks, but it bothers me that I have a hard time remembering which one
of you is the pig farmer and which one lives on the prairie. I
considered asking you all to rename yourselves after plants, but then I
came up with an even better solution! Anyone who wants can now
create an
account on Walden Effect. This will make it easier for you since
your comments will post immediately (rather than waiting for me to
check in and mark them as non-spam.) You'll also be able to
create your own user page, with links to your main webpages, maybe a
photo of yourself, and hopefully at least one reference to a plant or
animal to jog my memory.
I hope you'll give it a
try! Just click here and follow the directions to
make your account and user page. If you run into any problems,
just email me and I'll make them better.
You might also want to read about all of the
registered users on Walden Effect.
Don't want to
share? That's okay --- you can still post comments anonymously or
by typing in your name just the way you always could. Either way,
I look forward to learning more about you!
Aw, she doesn't want to be my BFF. Next thing I know, she'll unfriend me...
Sorry, Heather --- poetic license!