This week, Mark called our illicit butter
source to see if they had any drugs...er...butter to part with.
"Sure, I've got three pounds," the neighbor said. "But don't come
over until after 5. I've got to go to the doctor."
When Mark arrived on his doorstep that afternoon, the farmer handed
over the foil-wrapped packages. Mark thanked him and asked how
his appointment had gone.
"Alright, I guess," our neighbor said.
I wasn't there, but I envision a lengthy pause at this point in the
conversation. After all, Mark explained to me that our
butter-source is the salt of the earth and unlikely to complain.
Still, a doctor's appointment can wring a nasty sentence out of the
worst of us.
At last, the farmer gave in. "Yep, the appointment was
alright. But it was cold enough to slaughter a hog in that
waiting room."