If I'd known I was going to fall in love that day
for the first time in my life, I would have taken the attendant
trials and tribulations in stride. But I didn't know, so I spent far
too many minutes considering whether my parents would buy me a
ticket back home to Seattle if I called up and begged. The
remainder of my stay in the West Virginia airport was devoted to figuring
out how to get to Kentucky, which meant trying to break through the
Appalachian language barrier.
You'd think that, since I mastered Spanish in
high school and picked up a smattering of French from Canadian
visitors, I would have had travel within the U.S. covered. You
also would have been wrong. Stopping by the information desk
at the airport felt like a Peanuts cartoon—you know, one
of those scenes where the teacher is talking and all you hear is "wa
wa wa, wa wa, wa wa." The ancient attendant's excessive
head-shaking seemed ominous, though, so I decided to try my luck
elsewhere.
I didn't remember my new smartphone (and the
airport's free wireless) until the nice lady at McDonald's laughed at
me for suggesting bus or train service to the Pikeville area.
She, at least, seemed to speak English, albeit with a mountain
twang—perhaps the problem at the information desk had merely been the
old guy's lack of teeth?—and she was quite ready to give me
driving directions to Kentucky. Until, that is, I mentioned my
lack of wheels. Then the lady started to look concerned and to
call me "sugar," so I made up some excuse about having family who
could come and pick me up after all, then retreated to a waiting
area to figure out Plan B.
Now, before you take my parents to task for
stranding me in no-bus-service West Virginia, let me speak in their
defense. Actually, I probably should back up about a week and
explain what a suburban girl like me was doing stranded in an
Appalachian airport....
I
hope you enjoyed this first installment of Forsythia's adventure.
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Oh my! When I met my wife ("waaf") who was from Wise county, I never knew that my knowledge of the southern dialect learned in Georgia would be of SO LITTLE help!
Oh the things I have learned ("learnt") since. When ordering a hot dog, you will get chili on it, unless you order a "weenie bun". And hot dog chili is not to be confused with actual chili. Then there was the time my wife asked if we wanted something called "Kiddles" Huh? She went on to repeat the word a few times. I was still confused. Then she exclaimed "Kiddles! You know, like saucepans!" at which point I said "You mean pots!"
Then over Thanksgiving, I heard a new one. "Spleener!" and this my friends was from a nurse at Norton hospital...... used in a sentence "I got a spleener in my ahhh!" Translation? "I had a SPLINTER in my eye"
And in Appalachia, you don't go to "School" you go to "Skoo" Used in a sentacnce- "Git yore azz to skoo boy!"
That my friends is our lesson in southwest VA/Eastern KY dialect for the day!
A girl named Forsythia?! During their growing up years I was always threatening to change my daughters' names to Forsythia, Amaryllis and Lobelia. I love their real names but always wished I'd gone with my heart and used these lovely flower names. How lovely to finally meet a Forsythia.
I read your blog daily and truly enjoy it. Thanks.
Eric --- Ha! I should put you in the extras section of the book.
Beverley --- Mom told me that if my brother (her firstborn) had been a girl, he would have been Forsythia, so I figured I'd run with it. I'm glad that by the time I came along, flower names weren't as popular.
I would have guessed something biblical, so that's a surprise. That gave me an interesting and surprising moment of being glad I was born a boy.
Nice use of my old pics!