The drive to Mark's
ancestral home in Kentucky is short but nerve-wracking. Just
across the Virginia-Kentucky border, the roads go haywire with steep
dropoffs, square feet of pavement missing from important places, and a
complete lack of guard rails. I usually close my eyes and think
of England.
So, when I felt the car slow, I feared the worst --- Mark had spied
oncoming traffic. Gulp. But no menacing headlights
materialized in front of my nervous eyes. Instead, Mark was
peering across the creek at a nicely mown yard complete with trampoline
and free range chickens.
The dozen hens were
perched around the edges of the big trampoline, napping through the
cloudy morning. I didn't have the camera with me, so I've
recreated the scene for your enjoyment. Okay, so the hens weren't
actually jumping on the trampoline in real life, but can you prove to
me that they weren't leaping for joy moments before we drove past?