Our goat-jumping problem all started when Abigail informed me that late August grass was far too wet for morning tethering.
Abigail: "Did you ever notice that the words DEW and DEVIL look awfully darn similar?"
Me: "Um, no?"
Abigail: "Well, look it
up! I wouldn't be surprised if they had the same Latin root. And while
you're at it, stop making me wade through damp leaves before my coffee.
Ugh! I'm wet to the knees."
So, in my neverending quest to produce the world's most spoiled herd of two, I conceded to our queen's demand.
Me: "What would you rather eat in the morning, your majesty?"
Abigail: "Sweet corn leaves, hand delivered to my paddock at dawn!"
Me: "You do realize that I
can only feed you sweet corn leaves on the days we harvest sweet corn
ears, right? How about some field corn leaves?"
Abigail: "Hmmph!!"
So Abigail and Artemesia
were left in their paddock with only last winter's old hay in their
manger plus sub-par weeds in the pasture. No wonder they wanted to climb
the hay mountain and harvest this year's sweet, dried grasses in the
warm, dry comfort of their coop.
Which made me think that perhaps resolving the feed issue would resolve
the jumping issue. So I hauled every bit of last winter's hay out of the
manger and used it to refresh the goats' bedding. (This isn't as crazy
as it sounds since we bought this batch of "hay" in early spring when
the feed stores were out of real hay and were selling what they called
"wheat grass" instead. In other words, straw with some seed heads in it.
The girls weren't fans.)
Anyway, with the manger
empty, I filled its cavernous depths with 2015 hay that our girls
appeared to be so enamored with. Then I opened the door so our goats
could explore their new breakfast bar.
Abigail: "Finally! This is the kind of red-carpet treatment I deserve."
Artemesia: "Oh boy! Oh
boy! If I jump up onto the hay pile and streeeetch across, I can eat out
of the manger over top of Abigail's head!"
Sigh. It looks like I need to have a chat with our bad doeling and see what makes her tick next. Good thing she's so cute....
Ha!
Goats ARE so funny about getting wet.