When I was growing up comic book advertisements seemed more entertaining than the super
hero adventures or
Richie Rich chuckles that the medium was intended for. I felt like the
fascinating world of Sea monkeys and magic trick gadgets held more
promise than an imaginary story line that never seemed to prove itself
to be even close to believable in my real world.
I had a long list of favorites, but the one that remained on top was
the mythical x-ray glasses. I know what you're thinking...male puberty
plus x-ray glasses equal a pretty generic boyhood dream. My motivation
for such a high functioning device was purely scientific, back when the
very thought of girls mysteriously caused me to freeze up and hide.
When I read the x-ray ad, and re-read it over and over the same fantasy
would take off in various forms. I would imagine fixing things and
learning how they functioned by simply watching them with the amazing
glasses. Since the first day I learned how a screwdriver worked I was
constantly overwhelmed by the urge to take things apart. It's a hunger
I've managed to control on most occasions, especially after learning
the hard way that some things don't always go back together the way
they were originally meant to be. These super glasses held the promise
of better knowing exactly how each part should fit and prevent any
future reassembly problems.
It seemed perfectly logical to also use the x-ray spex to make some
extra cash. I thought a guy could work a few hours a week in a hospital
and make all the money one would need substituting for the x-ray
machine.
These days I'd like a pair of glasses that allowed one to examine a few
inches below the ground surface. Maybe one could analyze the soil and
measure how optimal it is?
I'm not holding my breath for such an invention, but the good people at
the Oak ridge
Associated Universities (ORAU) have been kind enough to share the secret
to the classic x-ray glasses.
Turns out it's an illusion that squashes some feathers between two
pieces of cardboard with a 1/4" hole where each eye can see out. When
you look through the holes you're also looking through the feathers
which diffract the visible light due to the fact that the feathers are
so close together. This creates a quasi-impression of an x-ray.