This entry is intended for women. Men,
feel free to read along --- I'm not going to be talking about reusable
sanitary pads (not in this entry, at least). I'm only warning you
because it might not be as relevant to you.
Why is this aimed at women? Because I read somewhere that women
tend to have stronger legs while men tend to have stronger arms --- and
this has been very true when comparing me and Mark. I watch us
work and notice that I dig with my feet while he digs with his arms, I
happily trot up hills while he happily lifts heavy weights, and so
forth. This post is also for women because up to 9% of women have
carpal tunnel (like me) while only 2% of men have carpal tunnel.
Both of these sets of statistics are very relevant when it comes to one
of the major chores of winter --- chopping wood! Wood chopping
takes major upper body strength and can also really exacerbate your
carpal tunnel. Luckily, I've found that by chopping smarter, I
can chop quite a bit of wood (though I don't compare to Mark's
levels.) So, how to chop smart?
First of all, take a hard
look at the wood you have available. (I'm assuming it's already
cut into segments short enough to fit into your stove.) There are
some logs which probably aren't even worth hacking away at. Any
piece of wood with one or more little branches poking out the side will
be very, very hard. The shorter the log and the smaller in
diameter, the easier it will be. Some types of trees are also
much harder to split --- check out our table of firewood
which lists the ease of splitting and facility for burning of most of
our area's common trees.
Start out with
some easy logs --- less than a foot in diameter, not too long, an easy
species, and no knots. You'll want to set your log on a stump
which is one to three feet tall. Raise your maul over your
shoulder and give a holler as you whack it down as hard as you can
through the center of the log. I know you probably can't do this
in the city without getting odd looks, but I've found that a yell with
every stroke really improves my chopping abilities.
Here's the trick to not messing up your carpal tunnel wrists --- you've
got to give everything you've got so that the maul goes clean through
the wood. If your whack is too puny, the maul will sink into the
wood and get stuck --- not only will you have to wiggle it loose
without hurting yourself, you'll also wake up in the middle of the
night with tingling fingers if you do that too often. I give
myself only about a dozen high-impact thuds before I call it a day,
which can mean I chop for half an hour if I'm smart or 5 minutes if
I've forgotten everything I learned last winter and am working dumb.
Once you're confident about
your splitting ability with easy logs, it's time to tackle something
harder. Logs that have a large diameter and knots are splittable,
but you need to take chunks off the edges rather than splitting them in
half. A big log two feet in diameter may require me to split off
10 edge pieces before I'm able to cut it in half. That's fine ---
you'll use those smaller edge pieces to get your fire started.
There are a couple more hints from the Wood
Heating Handbook by Charles Self which I can't resist
sharing. It's easier to chop wood before you season it rather
than vice versa. And, if you have some especially hard wood, it's
worth waiting until the log is frozen solid since that'll make it
easier to split. (I can't personally attest to the second hint,
but the first is definitely true.)
And that's all you need to know to get started with smart wood
chopping. I hope I haven't scared you off and sent you scurrying
to your man to chop the wood --- wood splitting is great exercise,
makes you feel self-sufficient, and sends so much adrenaline flowing
you'll drive away the winter blues! I highly recommend that you
give it a shot.